About Twisted Teens (USA)

Most musicians make you choose between rock and roll, Twisted Teens would never do that. Twisted Teens outperforms all other punk bands on every single standard industry benchmark whether it be horsepower, dogpower or catpower. they have sacrificed everything in their lives for this, all hope of love, or meaningful relationships, or basic health goals and even personal hygiene. Twisted teens opens a door to a new universe by simultaneously shutting all other doors to all other possible or available universes. Their attachment style is avoidant, their political platform is religious psychosis, and somehow, just somehow, they make it all look good, SO good.